Why I DON'T Want More Kids

Me:  Naomi, where'd you put the part you cut off the top?

Naomi: (sucking on an Otter Pop)  It's on my table.

Me:  Go throw it away.  You know you're not supposed to leave those on your table because they're sticky.

(turning to Henry)

Me:  Henry, where'd you put the part you cut off the top?

Henry: It's on the counter.

Me:  Go throw it away.  You know you're not supposed to leave those on the counter because they're sticky.